I am not writing.
I am not writing in the office,
I am not writing in a bar,
Nor in the bedroom
Or in a car.
I am not writing near the cat,
nor am I writing with a hat,
or here or far or in or out,
and who knows what that's all about.
I'm feeling grumpy, I'm feeling mean
I'm staring at this stupid screen
I am not writing and that is that
It's time to take a good long nap.