electric mist

overheard at the party

A husband and wife were talking about their sons at the party last night.

Wife: Yeah, the oldest is kinda an old soul. I think he was born an old man and he'll always be an old man.

Guest: That must be nice. He probably doesn't do all of the impetuous things other kids his age do.

Husband: No, but just so you know, we have raised the perfect child because apparently, he knows everything.

Second guest: And the second son?

Wife: Oh, he's a brand spanking new soul. Still has the sticker on him.

Husband: And after his last wreck, we're in sticker shock.

Guest: Ow.

Posted by toni at December 18, 2004 11:06 AM