A husband and wife were talking about their sons at the party last night.
Wife: Yeah, the oldest is kinda an old soul. I think he was born an old man and he'll always be an old man.
Guest: That must be nice. He probably doesn't do all of the impetuous things other kids his age do.
Husband: No, but just so you know, we have raised the perfect child because apparently, he knows everything.
Second guest: And the second son?
Wife: Oh, he's a brand spanking new soul. Still has the sticker on him.
Husband: And after his last wreck, we're in sticker shock.
Guest: Ow.Posted by toni at December 18, 2004 11:06 AM