Me to oldest son, Luke: So I hear you called your grandmother, your aunt and your dad to find out how to cook the roast in your new crockpot.
Luke: Yeah. They were a big help.
Me: But you never called me!
Luke: So?
Me: So, I cook!
Luke: Yeah, and if I ever want to cook something with cheese on it, I'll call you.
(I would have smacked him, but he had a point.)
Carl took a pan of excellent baked potato casserole he'd made out of the refrigerator; he and Luke were going to eat the left-overs. I was sitting in my office, which has a door open to the kitchen so I can see what they're doing.
Luke pulled off the lid and they both looked at it with a little shock.
Carl: I see your mom has been eating the potatoes. She ate all the tops where the cheese was.
Luke sees me giving Carl the death-glare.
Luke, to me: What? Why are you annoyed he said that?
Me: Well it's not like I did it on purpose.
(Luke cracks up. I realized what I've said and I'm not sure if I can come up with a rational justification for why the cheesy tops are gone since I have been the only one home, so I opt for shutting up.)
Carl: That's okay. We'll just put more cheese on them.
Me: Um, we're out of cheese.
Luke: Imagine that.
Posted by toni at January 9, 2005 12:05 AMThere is no such thing as 'too much cheese' :P
Posted by: FTS at January 9, 2005 11:00 AMI laughed until I peed. That's funny stuff.
Posted by: mutecow at January 9, 2005 01:10 PMThat was soooo funny! It sounds like something my mom would have done. I have come to understand that she really doesn't realize what she is doing.
Posted by: Stacey at January 9, 2005 07:48 PMYeah, that whole "I laughed until I peed" thing is a wee bit contagious.
You, woman, are a RIOT! I *love* you!
Cheese is the ambrosia of the gods, by the way.
Posted by: Jennifer at January 9, 2005 09:50 PMFood without cheese is not food indeed.
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at January 10, 2005 12:39 AMHow could you run out of cheese? I can't even understand how that would happen, but of course I am a "cheesehead".
There is nothing finer than cheese on anything...anything at all , well with the exception of Ice cream and brownies, but even then, cream cheese in brownies is indescribable......
Posted by: TSB at January 10, 2005 08:33 AM