I really loathe grocery shopping, but every once-in-a-while, there is a reward... like overhearing the following conversation between a couple. To understand this, you must know they were in their late thirties (my guess) and dressed in jeans, t-shirts, nothing odd or attention-grabbing. She was, however, on the D-cup side of the divide.
GUY (looking a little too michievous): I hate that bra you're wearing.
WOMAN: What? Why?
GUY: The material's too thick. I can't see where your nipples are.
WOMAN: That's sort of the point.
GUY: We need to go stand in the freezer section. That way you wouldn't have limp nipples. Limp nipples. Hey, isn't that the name of a band?
WOMAN: Maybe they have a baseball bat section.
I can only guess that they'd either been married a while or dating a while since she didn't deck him right there.Posted by toni at August 20, 2005 01:36 AM